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"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"

'I'm sorry I don't date outside of my species!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Giant white horse.

"They know me here."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Small child checks out a book.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

A Giant at the Airport.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

B.B.C. Watchdog

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

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