Giant Story Lover Gifts

"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"

'I'm sorry I don't date outside of my species!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Giant white horse.

"They know me here."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

William Tell

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Small child checks out a book.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

A Giant at the Airport.

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

B.B.C. Watchdog

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

Turandot

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."