Giant Lore Lover Gifts

King Kong Doomed To Step On Proportional Banana Peel

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Fresh Blood In Politics

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Vampire Weekday

Weak Knights

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Mermaids

Nosferatu-D2

'You really should Floss.'

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'

Count Dracula's biggest pet peeve: waking up with "coffin head".

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

Does this contain garlic?

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

Parsifal

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.