Legendary Lore Lover Gifts

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"Where's that rob-from-the -rich-give-to-the-poor guy I hear so much about?"

Mermaids

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Jack London

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Zorro as a child.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui