Legendary Lore Fans Gifts

Loch Ness.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

Swiss army knife

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bram Stoker

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Balding gnomes

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm getting too old for this..."