Genie Lore Lover Gifts

'What do you mean, 'you can't think of anything'?'

'I grant you ONE wish!' 'Neuter all men.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Bigfoot tracks...

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Grumpy old merry men.

Loch Ness Monster

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Lake