Genie Lore Lover Prints

'What do you mean, 'you can't think of anything'?'

'I grant you ONE wish!' 'Neuter all men.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Zorro as a child.

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

William Tell's Other Four Children

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Grumpy old merry men.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.