Genie Lore Prints

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

A day at the transgenic races

Medicinal plants

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

DNA doctor

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Fallen Angel.

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"Just come out and talk. I promise I won't wish for anything."

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."