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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

A day at the transgenic races

Medicinal plants

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

DNA doctor

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

Fallen Angel.

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'