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"Your wish is my command... as long as it doesn't break the law or harm children, animals, or the environment."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"