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"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

Others will fight for you

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"With great power comes great reward."

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

'I hope you don't mind. To save time and money, we've sworn in the firing squad as the jury.'

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

The speech is ethical. One source is plagiarism, two is research.

'Okay, who told them about the conscientious objector option?'

Rescue Guide

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"