Ethical Guru Gifts

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

Others will fight for you

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"With great power comes great reward."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'I hope you don't mind. To save time and money, we've sworn in the firing squad as the jury.'

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'Okay, who told them about the conscientious objector option?'