Philosophy Guru Gifts

Looking for a gift for your philosophy guru? Explore our collection of products that blend wit, wisdom, and creative flair, making every gift a conversation starter. Whether they enjoy pondering life’s big questions or appreciate a good pun, our items are sure to inspire and amuse. From thoughtful prints to fun accessories, find something that truly matches their love for philosophy and curiosity for the universe.

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"It's our view that this two-tier system is unfair and divisive."

"It's our view that this two-tier system is unfair and divisive." mockup

"It's our view that this two-tier system is unfair and divisive." mockup

"It's our view that this two-tier system is unfair and divisive." mockup

"It's our view that this two-tier system is unfair and divisive." mockup

"It's our view that this two-tier system is unfair and divisive."

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"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably." mockup

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably." mockup

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably." mockup

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably." mockup

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

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'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.' mockup

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.' mockup

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.' mockup

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.' mockup

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

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'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.' mockup

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.' mockup

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.' mockup

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.' mockup

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

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'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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At the 2021 Religious Games

At the 2021 Religious Games mockup

At the 2021 Religious Games mockup

At the 2021 Religious Games mockup

At the 2021 Religious Games mockup

At the 2021 Religious Games

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"He's my smart-aleck twin." mockup

"He's my smart-aleck twin." mockup

"He's my smart-aleck twin." mockup

"He's my smart-aleck twin." mockup

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!' mockup

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!' mockup

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!' mockup

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!' mockup

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

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'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.' mockup

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.' mockup

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.' mockup

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.' mockup

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

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'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

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Kirsten Johnson

Kirsten Johnson mockup

Kirsten Johnson mockup

Kirsten Johnson mockup

Kirsten Johnson mockup

Kirsten Johnson

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Guru.

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"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support." mockup

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support." mockup

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support." mockup

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support." mockup

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

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How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

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'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!' mockup

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!' mockup

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!' mockup

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!' mockup

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?" mockup

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?" mockup

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?" mockup

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?" mockup

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

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'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.' mockup

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.' mockup

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.' mockup

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.' mockup

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

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OM, SWEET OM mockup

OM, SWEET OM mockup

OM, SWEET OM mockup

OM, SWEET OM mockup

OM, SWEET OM

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Bearded old man atop mountain.

Bearded old man atop mountain. mockup

Bearded old man atop mountain. mockup

Bearded old man atop mountain. mockup

Bearded old man atop mountain. mockup

Bearded old man atop mountain.

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'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.' mockup

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.' mockup

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.' mockup

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.' mockup

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

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'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.' mockup

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.' mockup

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.' mockup

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.' mockup

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

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"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like." mockup

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like." mockup

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like." mockup

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like." mockup

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

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'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?' mockup

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?' mockup

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?' mockup

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?' mockup

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

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'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?' mockup

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?' mockup

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?' mockup

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?' mockup

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

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'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'Just how informal is this constitution?' mockup

'Just how informal is this constitution?' mockup

'Just how informal is this constitution?' mockup

'Just how informal is this constitution?' mockup

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

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'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...' mockup

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...' mockup

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...' mockup

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...' mockup

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

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The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'." mockup

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'." mockup

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'." mockup

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'." mockup

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

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Philosophy Guru Gifts Collection

Philosophy Guru Mugs

Discover our collection of philosophy-inspired mugs—perfect for the thinker who loves their coffee with a side of wisdom.

Philosophy Guru Pillows

Relax with pillows featuring clever philosophical sayings—great for creating a cozy, reflective environment.

Philosophy Guru Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints perfect for anyone who loves to ponder life’s big questions.

Philosophy Guru T-Shirts

Browse our range of philosophy-themed t-shirts—ideal for expressing your love for wisdom and wit wherever you go.