"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"
Greek Mythology Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Greek mythology guru? Explore a collection of witty and charming items that celebrate the gods, heroes, and legends of ancient Greece. Whether they’re a history buff or a fan of mythical stories, these thoughtfully crafted products bring legendary tales to life, blending humor with reverence for the classics. From mugs and t-shirts to prints and pillows, surprise your favorite mythology enthusiast with gifts that resonate with their passion for all things Olympian.
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
Olympus Inc. H.R. Dept. I gave Atlas the employee-of-the-month award. We can put so much weight on his shoulders! Achilles filed another workman's comp claim. Let me guess, yet another food injury? Sisyphus was given a poor performance review. He always has to re-do his work. And Pandora was fired today. I'm worried she'll try to steal office supplies on the way out. We won't have any problems. I'll open her box before she leaves.
Medusa's baby picture
"Really...Again!"
Hamster Myths
'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'
Edgar Allen Poe
'I used to commute. Now I transform.'
'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
'Where was the TSA?'
Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'
At the 2021 Religious Games
Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'
"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
Extreme Sisyphus
"He's my smart-aleck twin."
"I miss the Augean stables."
"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."
'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'
No time for sirtaki now, Greece!
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'
Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.
Guru.
Sisyphus visits Stowe
"Feel my claw of death!"
Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!
Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?
"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."
'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'
Greek Mythology Guru Gifts Collection
Greek Mythology Guru Mugs
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Greek Mythology Guru Pillows
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Greek Mythology Guru Prints
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Greek Mythology Guru T-Shirts
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