Greco-roman Guru Gifts

Explore our unique collection of products inspired by Greco-Roman history and philosophy. Perfect for the intellectual or history buff in your life, our items blend clever design with a love of antiquity. Whether it's a humorous mug or a stylish print, find something that honors their passion for classical civilization with a playful twist.

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"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably." mockup

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

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'You've hit the fitness plateau.' mockup

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

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Edgar Allen Poe

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On the back of the t-shirt...

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Muscles

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'But what is the universe for?'

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?" mockup

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

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'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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Exercise Class

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"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?" mockup

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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The trim reaper

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'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

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"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot." mockup

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

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"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?" mockup

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

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"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse." mockup

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

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Guru.

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'What are you eating now?'

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'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?' mockup

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

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How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

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"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?" mockup

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

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"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support." mockup

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

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Holiday Aerobics.

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!' mockup

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

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'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!' mockup

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

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Health Nut with a 60-Pack

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Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang. mockup

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.' mockup

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

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Greco-roman Guru Gifts Collection

Greco-roman Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of Greco-Roman themed mugs and bring a touch of ancient wit to your morning routine.

Greco-roman Guru Pillows

Check out our Greco-Roman themed pillows, blending classical charm with comfort and a dash of clever humor.

Greco-roman Guru Prints

Decorate with our Greco-Roman prints that bring ancient history to life in your living space, with wit and wisdom in every detail.

Greco-roman Guru T-Shirts

Discover stylish Greco-Roman inspired t-shirts perfect for history enthusiasts who love to wear their knowledge with pride.