Grandiose Guru Gifts

Seeking a thoughtful gift for the grandiose guru in your life? Perfect for the creatively inclined, our curated collection honors leadership, wisdom, and originality. Whether they’re a mentor or a creative soul, these products echo their unique perspective and inspire their journey. From fun mugs to stylish prints, find something that resonates with their visionary outlook and adds a touch of humor and warmth to their everyday routines.

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Sculptor's chippings

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'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts." mockup

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

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'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

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'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

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Guru.

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"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?" mockup

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support." mockup

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

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'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!' mockup

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

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How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth mockup

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

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"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?" mockup

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

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"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments." mockup

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

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Complete Makeover

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'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!' mockup

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

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'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.' mockup

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

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'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

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OM, SWEET OM

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Bearded old man atop mountain.

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'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.' mockup

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

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Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!' mockup

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

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'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?' mockup

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

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The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'." mockup

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

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Grandiose Guru Gifts Collection

Grandiose Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate creative leaders and their unique perspective. Perfect for inspiring daily moments and coffee breaks.

Grandiose Guru Pillows

Wrap yourself in comfort and creativity with pillows crafted for grandiose gurus. A perfect way to add inspiration to any space.

Grandiose Guru Prints

Decorate your surroundings with prints that honor visionary leaders. Inspirational words and stunning designs make these a must-see for creative minds.

Grandiose Guru T-Shirts

Browse our selection of T-shirts designed for the creatively inclined. Show off your style and your visionary spirit with these inspired designs.