Grateful Guru Gifts

"She sent me a Thank You note, so I sent back a Thank You for your Thank You note and she sent a Thank You for thanking me for the Thank You note and..."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Oh Hi!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Cat Reunion

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Thank you bubbles

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Guru.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Sculptor's chippings

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

OM, SWEET OM

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Complete Makeover

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all