Gracefulness Guru Gifts

Ballet keeps you supple...

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Graceful, for a big man....

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Honey badger do care.

Give Thanks.

Ballerina and the light switch.

Charity mugger

Every Day is a Gift

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'