Generosity Guru Gifts

'He is a persistant little fundraiser.'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"Let us through! We're charity fundraisers."

'Yes, Mrs Muldoon, we have, unfortunately, at this point in time, completely used up your very generous $30 contribution of last year.'

'Any other ways you 'give back' than to the I.R.S.?'

"He's stressing about giving one large donation or a bunch of small ones."

Professional fund raisers giving nothing to non-rpofits.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

"He's stressing about giving one large donation or a bunch of small ones."

'Guess what, I donated our entire vacation fund to charity.'

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Charity mugger

"It's a new incentive plan...for every dollar you donate, you get to take two dollars off your income tax!"

"I'm not the same old $20-contribution person I used to be, you know, Marlene."

"I'm generous to a fault."

"I know it's better to give than to receive, but does that really mean giving away our good candy?"

"Maybe we took the "giving till it hurts" philosophy a bit far."

"When it comes to giving to charity, I stop at nothing."

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Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

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Man takes a selfie of his charity.

Bob always ended up footing the bill.

When you give, you give more than soup...

Be Generous to someone.

Begging, coin from the gutter

'Why, I am writing down the names of all the good boys and girls.'

Lady throws a musician her whole handbag.

Give now before the thaw.

'Hey! Isn't that the old dress you gave to charity for Syria?'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Money.

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