Generosity Enthusiast Gifts

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

"Didn't I just give to your organization last year?"

"I was feeling generous and planned on paying for the coffee order for the person behind me, whenI realized just how expensive that would have been..."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Social Worker

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Big Issue...'

"I gave on the E train."

Marathon costume

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

'Profit or non-profit?'

Professional Fund Riasers

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Charity mugger

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Benefactor of children

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

Thank you healthcare heroes

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."