Generosity Enthusiast Mugs

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

"Didn't I just give to your organization last year?"

"I was feeling generous and planned on paying for the coffee order for the person behind me, whenI realized just how expensive that would have been..."

"It says 'Good fortune comes to those who tip generously'."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Social Worker

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Big Issue...'

Marathon costume

Professional Fund Riasers

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Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"I gave on the E train."

'Profit or non-profit?'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Charity mugger

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.