Greetings Guru Gifts

Cards for everyone: Birthday, anniversary and 'I told you so'.

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Guru.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

OM, SWEET OM

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'