Greeting Card Guru Gifts

'I hate writing Christmas cards. . . It's all 'Dear so and so. . . Happy Christmas. . . blah, blah, blah. . . maybe I should write people's names in the card to give it more a 'personal touch?''

Bereavement cards and congratulations cards. Man asks: 'Do you have anything that kind of combines the two?'

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding Get-Well Grads Sympathy Congrats Friendship. It's for a friend who's having an operation and it's going to be covered by his HMO. Would that be "Get Well" or "Congratulations"?

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Sorry about the herpes.'"

Putting all your cards on the table.

Greeting cards: Religious and Holier Than Thou.

greeting cards.

Before you open it could you just sign the waiver accepting that the firm bears no responsibility for you feeling better in any legally recognised sense.

'I wouldn't eat there - they buy get well cards by the gross.'

Having shopped until she dropped, Kathy finally finds the PERFECT card.

Greetings!

'I'm sorry, Simpson. Your idea for a line of get well cards for the terminally ill has been rejected.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

Reindeer

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".