Greeting Card Guru Pillows

'I hate writing Christmas cards. . . It's all 'Dear so and so. . . Happy Christmas. . . blah, blah, blah. . . maybe I should write people's names in the card to give it more a 'personal touch?''

Bereavement cards and congratulations cards. Man asks: 'Do you have anything that kind of combines the two?'

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Sorry about the herpes.'"

Putting all your cards on the table.

greeting cards.

Before you open it could you just sign the waiver accepting that the firm bears no responsibility for you feeling better in any legally recognised sense.

'I wouldn't eat there - they buy get well cards by the gross.'

Greetings!

'I'm sorry, Simpson. Your idea for a line of get well cards for the terminally ill has been rejected.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

Reindeer

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

'I'm good. How are you?'

Cards Galore.