Greeting Guru Gifts

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"Quick! Remind me - are they handshakers, huggers, single kissers, or kissers on both cheeks?"

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"At some point their handshake deals evolved into man hugs."

"He wants you to shake hands."

"Yo!" "Hi, guy!" "Yo, guy!"

See? People don't shaky anymore, Mark, they fist-bump.

A Cornish Man

Cat Reunion

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Girl answers phone and smoke comes out 'HELLO' from 'Big Sky Writing' company.

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

Obama needs a meet and greet czar...

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

"Looks like we got some new neighbors. And here they come now."

"Remember, lad, the firm handshake has been replaced with a good sharp jab of the elbow."

Elbow bump

Hello!

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Meeting Pie Chart

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."