Greeting Gurus Gifts

"Do we kiss these people?"

'I'm good. How are you?'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Cat Reunion

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

cuPad

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Meeting Pie Chart

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Express Therapy

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Online Dating for Dummies

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."