Greeting Gurus Gifts

"Do we kiss these people?"

'I'm good. How are you?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cat Reunion

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Thank you bubbles

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

cuPad

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Express Therapy

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

Online Dating for Dummies

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

When mimes make an appointment...