Spiritual Guru Appreciator Gifts

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Give Thanks.

Every Day is a Gift

Ballerina and the light switch.

Valentine for Guru.

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Guru reading 'Hedonism for Ascetics'

"I need a card that says 'Thanks for going through lots with me.' I'm a realtor!"

Thank your Lucky Stars

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

Prayer to Share

Nadal's bottles

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."