Spiritual Guru Appreciator Mugs

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Now right-click on the icon."

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

Do not ask if you are truly hitting yourself. Rather, ask why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself. Guru Brothers.

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Give Thanks.

Valentine for Guru.

Every Day is a Gift

Ballerina and the light switch.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Guru reading 'Hedonism for Ascetics'

"I need a card that says 'Thanks for going through lots with me.' I'm a realtor!"

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Thank your Lucky Stars

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

Indian Face Painting