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"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Genie Barbecue.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'Dang.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"There'll e no wishes for you - you rubbed me the wrong way."

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

What do you wish for next year?

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Bank as a money tree

Genie in a trash can.

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'