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"I'd like Donald Trump to act like an adult."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."