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"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Warrior Woman

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Life and Death

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Sea Monster

The Golf Gremlin.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

'Can we keep him?'