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"But my third wish was for world peace."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Thomas Hardy

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Upper West Side Story

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Genie in a trash can.

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

Cross Platform.

"I want to be irresistible to women."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

No money

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

Genius.

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Count and Figaro

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"You're lucky – little ghost girls are so much easier than possessed little boys."

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"