Genie Tale Fan Mugs

"But my third wish was for world peace."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Thomas Hardy

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Upper West Side Story

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Genie in a trash can.

Cross Platform.

"I want to be irresistible to women."

Count and Figaro

No money

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"You're lucky – little ghost girls are so much easier than possessed little boys."

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

Genius.

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

'Hi, I'm your new genie. Your old genie has been arrested for influence, peddling, bribery and misuse of power.'