Angel Lore Lover Gifts

Our angels on clouds 7 and 8 look on enviously at the fun occuring on cloud 9.

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Mermaids

"What's he doing here?"

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"Do you have a non-smoking section..?"

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

Two angels walking their clouds.

Tsunami aftermath.

'What do you mean, 'you can't think of anything'?'

'Voyeur!'

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

Angels' wings and robes on clothesline in heaven.

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

Date night at the Claus'

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

King Kong Doomed To Step On Proportional Banana Peel

"Er...now what did I come up here for?"

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

"Enough with the fake news."

'Yeah, right, whatever. These days everyone's a victim.'

"Curiosity?"