Angel Lore Lover Mugs

Our angels on clouds 7 and 8 look on enviously at the fun occuring on cloud 9.

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Mermaids

"What's he doing here?"

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

"Do you have a non-smoking section..?"

'What do you mean, 'you can't think of anything'?'

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

'Voyeur!'

Tsunami aftermath.

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

Date night at the Claus'

King Kong Doomed To Step On Proportional Banana Peel

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

"And that's my guardian angel!"

"Er...now what did I come up here for?"

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

"Enough with the fake news."

'Yeah, right, whatever. These days everyone's a victim.'

"Curiosity?"

The square halo.

'Oh dear, another fallen angel - blast this hole in the ozone layer.'