Giant Tales Fan Gifts

Giant white horse.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

A street fight.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

A Giant at the Airport.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Circus trousers

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'You just grew three inches.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"You're lucky – little ghost girls are so much easier than possessed little boys."

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

Children are growing taller. . .

Giant in need of shoes.

'Why am I sitting up here so high? Because I have long legs!'