Giant Story Fan Gifts

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant white horse.

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

A Giant at the Airport.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

"He thinks the lamp shop is three blocks down on the left. Wasn't sure what time it closes."

"Fee fi fo fiddle, i feel the need to piddle!"