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"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

Giant white horse.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

A Giant at the Airport.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

Giant ape eating human as advised by diet book