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All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

Giant white horse.

A Giant at the Airport.

Giant Ice Skates

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Le Roi Kong

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Giant doesn't want to go shopping.

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

Animal tourism.

'It's a long story...'

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

Children are growing taller. . .

"Multiply."

"It took you 10 minutes to rip the stuffing out of your last toy. This one should keep you busy for awhile."