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All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

Giant white horse.

A Giant at the Airport.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Giant Ice Skates

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

Le Roi Kong

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Giant doesn't want to go shopping.

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

'It's a long story...'

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

Animal tourism.

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

"Multiply."

Children are growing taller. . .

"It took you 10 minutes to rip the stuffing out of your last toy. This one should keep you busy for awhile."

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."