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"Miss Pugh, Bring me a fresh pair of boxer shorts"

'How do I know you've been cheating? I'll tell you how...Aphids, Jenny! The doctor said I have aphids!! Ho! Ho! Ho!'

A giant woman pics up cars

"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

Dentist working on a giant

Giant in need of shoes.

"Ouch! Talk about beginners' luck, sonny!"

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Children are growing taller. . .

'Jack and the leylandi'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Kong, we don't normally make loans this big.'

Everyone knew when Roger walked to work.

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Giant Ice Skates

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"I love you, ya big galoot."

Le Roi Kong

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.