Giant Admirers T-Shirts

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bigfoot"

King Kongs first christmas

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

Giant Ice Skates

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I've had my eye on you, Johnson - You really know how to scurry about aimlessly.'

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

Giant bird.

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

Giant Visitor

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"And to think that we created it right here in our little lab."

Famous Ant Haikus.

"I'm Mary, and this is my lamb. As you can see, him being little is historically incorrect."

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."