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'Hey! Stop shoving!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'He does lack social skills.'

King Kongs first christmas

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

Giant Ice Skates

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Good boy, Clifford."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

Giant bird.

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"Is your dog friendly?"

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'