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'Hey! Stop shoving!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'He does lack social skills.'

King Kongs first christmas

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Giant Ice Skates

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

Giant bird.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Good boy, Clifford."

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

"Boxer Shorts"