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"And to think that we created it right here in our little lab."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

Giant bird.

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

King Kongs first christmas

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Harpy Hour."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Giant Ice Skates

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"I love you, ya big galoot."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

'I'll have to call you back... the doctor is getting ready for another brainstorming session.'

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"For he's an abominable fellow."