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A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I know what you're thinking.'

City Zoo

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

At the end of the rainbow

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'Grandpa, tell us again about you and Great-Grandpa William.'

Phoenix

Le Roi Kong

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"How does the stork figure into this?"

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

Alexander and Diogenes