Giant Myth Enthusiast Gifts

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

City Zoo

At the end of the rainbow

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

Le Roi Kong

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

"How does the stork figure into this?"

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Alexander and Diogenes

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'Grandpa, tell us again about you and Great-Grandpa William.'

Phoenix

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.