Giant Tales Fan Pillows

Giant white horse.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

A street fight.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

A Giant at the Airport.

Circus trousers

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'You just grew three inches.'

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"You're lucky – little ghost girls are so much easier than possessed little boys."

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

'Why am I sitting up here so high? Because I have long legs!'

Giant in need of shoes.