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'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Marry me astronaut

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Monster Clown

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

Chalk Bored

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Zorg, why didn't your PowerPoint presentation addresses the invasion size differential?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'You should have told me that 'E.T' stood for 'Extra Testicle'.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Welcome to the land of Nod, Cain."

"Take another one - I blonked."

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Take us to your real estate agent - We hear it's a great time to buy!'

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

'Take us to your reader.'

Big man scared at the dentist's.

"Wait, let me gt my universal remote!"

'Only one minor hitch so far. They claim that they ALSO have something of an over-population problem.'

A Salmon Could Swim Through Blue Whale's Aorta

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

Animal tourism.

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

'Try to avoid eye contact.'