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'He's really mad now!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

King Kongs first christmas

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Monster Clown

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

Le Roi Kong

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

Giant bird.

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"