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'Aim for his knee ligaments! It's our only hope!'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"They know me here."

Monster Clown

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Some make better deals than others.

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

A Salmon Could Swim Through Blue Whale's Aorta

Animal tourism.

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

U space me out.

"That one was reeally close! A little lower and to the left!"

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

Children are growing taller. . .

'He's really mad now!'

Giant in need of shoes.

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

'I'm sorry I don't date outside of my species!'

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

A giant woman pics up cars