Giant Creature Lovers Gifts

'He's really mad now!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

King Kongs first christmas

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Monster Clown

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Le Roi Kong

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

"There was that old stock trader... I came out of his closet last night... he said he survived so many crises and recessions, nothing could scare him anymore... it was so depressing!"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

Medusa gets a trim.

Love at First Fright Dating Service. She's very picky. As usual, I'm having a hard time finding her a date for the Halloween Ball. She went with the Invisible Man once, but she said she could see right through him. She didn't like Cyclops because it was hard to make eye contact. Doctor Jekyll was no good because two's company and three's a crowd. Has she like anybody? Yeak, Frankenstein's monster ... She thought he was very well-built.

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'